I have to admit this one brought a little tear to my eye.

Poor little rich people can’t guarantee that their children will get into Harvard so they are forced to game the system by moving their families to Southern states and rural communities. You see people from Southern states and rural communities are underrepresented at Ivy League schools so when the schools get applications from these areas it increases the child’s chances of getting into the Ivy League.

Imagine that. Having the money to spend on a new house, the movers, the flights back and forth and the consultant fee to figure out how to do it all just to get Junior into Harvard. How horrible that rich people have to spend all that extra money to get their kid into the Ivy League. Excuse me for a moment while I clutch my hanky.

This is disgraceful. I would rather pay for a student smoking lounge at the toughest public school in American than allow parents to game the system to increase their kid’s chances of attending Harvard. Besides, they can easily send their children to a perfectly good community college or a state university. Or is that not good enough for them?

This may also explain why rich people think poor people are always gaming the system. I mean if I, a God-fearing good upper middle-class person like myself is forced to do this, imagine what those awful poor people must being doing. It has to be much worse. Right?