Model Haley Kalil, or as she likes to be called Haley Baylee, revealed that the reason she divorced Matt Kalil is that his penis was the size of two beer cans and she was unable to accommodate his member.

Well, I am certainly glad she filled all of us in on that as I was concerned that it was something more serious — perhaps a fault in his character but knowing that he has huge dick makes it so much more understandable. I am relieved that I won’t have to start hating on another terrible man.

Though it does leave me asking what ever happened to just plain irreconcilable differences.